Overheard.....

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I have a very dear friend, never married, who recently became engaged at the age of 49. The children are quite excited about "Aunt" Marcie getting married. AND, at the same time, we have had snippets of "The Talk" floating about our house. Hence this conversation the other day:

Little Man: "If Aunt Marcie has any children, will I be their uncle?"

Me: "No, if Aunt Marcie has any children you will be like their cousin. But I don't know if Aunt Marcie is going to have any children."

Little Man: "Because she has no more eggs and can't lay babies?"